Song: I'm Gonna Rob a Bank Today

I've got a little problem

And it needs a quick fix

I've got no Lincolns or Benjamins

In my bag of tricks

Hired goons and creditors

They're all bangin' at my door

They're asking me for money

Of which I have no more

Clandestine burglary attempts

Are just not my forte

There's a WaMu down the corner

And I think it's in need of a good waylay

I'm gonna rob a bank today

Thursday's gonna be payday

I don't care what they say

Security better get out of my way

Hands up in the air

This gun ain't a fake

Don't you move, don't even dare

My sanity's at stake

College loans and cable bills

They're among my fiduciary ills

I just wanna live my life for free

And they just wanna make me a casualty

Being poor on the road to broke

Is causing my independence to choke

There's nothing left for me to do

A felony is about to ensue

So, I'm gonna commit a crime

And maybe do time

I hope I remember my invisibility cloak

I hope I remember my invisibility cloak

I'm gonna rob a bank today

Thursday's gonna be payday

I don't care what they say

Security better get out of my way

Hands up in the air

This gun ain't a fake

Don't you move, don't even dare

My sanity's at stake

Rob rob rob rob

Bank bank bank bank

Money money money money

Yeah yeah yeah yeah