When you know the truth, Amerigo Vesgoosey doesn't sound that weird.
Time you enjoyed wasting is not time wasted...sail away
But time that you spent is not time that you'll get back...not today
Grab that globe and toss it into the sea...find a friend
Shrink yourself down to a tinier form...let the oars do all of the work
What's good for the goose is good for the gander...no slander
A tip-top, ship-shape, shining example...it's almost too odd to handle
Amerigo Vesgoosey, what a special bird
Amerigo Vesgoosey, have you heard the word?
Amerigo Vesgoosey, found the new world
When you know the truth, it's not so absurd
Lives you enjoyed being silly were not flippant...go be free
Imagine your remains are found on the shores of...Fiji